「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkdCKMJXLF
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXViCjxirrK
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「我想和妳上床。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigiiZaXYsb
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpybR1ip3oa
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTbFlpq2w6
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGy3T2sYM0
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfJ45M57SA
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFFcL235So
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5PCXxLfTl
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HQbfEMGUy
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「你女朋友呢？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoI1Cfwuxl
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「哪一個？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtthQoXI9XD
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjBwzlh4Ev
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「兩個。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiietyiUnS3
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnQmLDbt0e
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVm4hCpFGs
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIPASkIZUr
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「對。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tqohYODPk
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTeL9zRtdU
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWjQZTrmra
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxEDrWQOpC
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcILC2KLdW
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEqqTHAnrI
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1ykZx905Z
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEZkwOLu9T
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nsWCFAqWH
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5vOQr2YTA
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYJIcSdFJJ
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggMBig1DlK
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「你真的很有事……」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAOaiJ5WGW
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「所以妳願意嗎？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgfyeVkxOb
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqMIBra1ez
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「嗯。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UWnD3KHBk
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CPX2LRRUq
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1aaRxc3B0
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Tt4gXa7Xg
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKKgWVpniU
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAldKr2ACB1
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「也可以這麼說。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WVbM0f2Te
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid7R6o7nUS
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmxFKmkdIV
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「走吧！」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6p8sVtnkR
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「走去哪！？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFvDLIWx6d
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSky1UNpRm
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「我要回家！」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUOOWeLO3y
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「嗯。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNJHfBlCLp
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QDCN6hClT
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vpCMQbjHq
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「…………」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUko5i7KXN
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「我想和妳668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrC4Zd5CuY
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fFsXt6jzR
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待續。
