「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIAxmwmlZz
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8edLSc7aM
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「我想和妳上床。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXCMdYRjm1
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeYv81vrTg
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE33WK5d6OZ
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvzk85ZawH
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQkls3KOH8
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgm98qPX7l
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpTTHbS7C7
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv25vouCWD
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「你女朋友呢？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbgrtnRvIO
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「哪一個？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmina5hh8CH
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo84HjCmqZx
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「兩個。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdBmRsStG2
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOrT7nugT1
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv5BMb81zK
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5R5NXO839
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「對。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcG1XeBPwX
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71SOtbCntA
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzMiwaK8Rp
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGyXTIM7r1
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDu3x8QJsKh
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5kc95gdy3
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfGvQhpb5D
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1zmlG8QSE
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpkcVm6Zdx
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHwt3Ft3CL
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z7IYoRKHA
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaezKRrpBn
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「你真的很有事……」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZNiXoO880
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「所以妳願意嗎？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEwMm6h98n
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDcnhKCAqO
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「嗯。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjud3BOGan
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjlnR1J344
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNikP6nvME
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnfoabmsDK
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuyqWyE0q2
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC7sTCSQfg
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「也可以這麼說。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW0ly7P7kM
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1vEZwyuXd
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYeGAgmkAr
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「走吧！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl6dHlmq3X
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「走去哪！？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUyHGAmcxi
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsUgX7owOF
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「我要回家！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCWlHtK5qc
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「嗯。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNa3krdjSl
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtXTOg6ay1
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuSuLdkwAZ
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「…………」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreGOCcbQGY
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「我想和妳664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZsNHT9MVu
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX8NiblHTZ
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待續。
