「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfp1MRNg9t
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFu8ogJgCe
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「我想和妳上床。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIJh7M3hdY
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSSDe6hSQa
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaCNmFqKQI
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwtCUkiY7A
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGr9p8rLHY
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLyUkLQpu0
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl7HNYTDbv
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3Jy0LEqRQ
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「你女朋友呢？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgUYtUoe5Z
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「哪一個？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93sLUiPx2x
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTkpZornnB
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「兩個。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHt5cOQrv5V
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF3xlaAfra
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnEpLydBBY
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAz1bmIpWy
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「對。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoHiNuWaZn
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA4DIrVnVF
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVW28nbpAYC
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghiQa100TM
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPaNEk2zh2
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAOp52eX6z
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT8cQkp6Vh
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2R4AzB2zo
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2mZ7qL0Nd
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hLZuMPwzO
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5pp55yRdL
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnShIaDQcqh
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「你真的很有事……」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiUyQFqi7b
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「所以妳願意嗎？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDbIT1NsMu
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzvV354y2X
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「嗯。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnpJwUYQFJ
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHCIFLzYiK
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUTFiAA4eq
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjBqokiJJX
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02O9Vxkbv0
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYdizl5pyW
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「也可以這麼說。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbOC3xQTRW
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MY3uGbIXW
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU9AYCqti0
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「走吧！」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndQozG5ukC
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「走去哪！？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgXDyOJCer
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMevgQmVD7
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「我要回家！」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuNSl0ByNI
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「嗯。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF4BDZL4vQ
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCt5JlA7Vlk
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgayZB8KdTO
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「…………」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQm2kQX0gC
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」614Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRhh4VOj47
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待續。
