企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d0JNLNqcc
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFyUHkN4EN
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvKqTUnWVX
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4w1FEFP9g
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c2ztaafWY
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0XEBVgJS6
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczaaMwkRyK
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aS47ibJaj
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLvS7eVLVV
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEq0Jaj6u0C
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「我剛看到一隻狗。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFGXnu5Zs0
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長得很像你。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHci3uycVu
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「靠。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77IDGg6bAT
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bXmXWSwAa
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP85o5YrrUG
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某天，他不太對勁。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoWGb5ckkh
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQscIrsa7GY
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AARjDMEVJ
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「還沒。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyI9el4bcj
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9yMJ15L8k
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「好啊。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5mSKjOLD1
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我們就見面了。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF6u8Bl9cm
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqJAxOH3uS
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0umJQgfLvr
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJ0KQC9fre
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「她交男朋友了。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQnbcnwwS3
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「誰？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2rhuv1Ntu
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「前女友。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ygAlmd8K6
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「嗯。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxtigp0RbR
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他繼續沉默。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS42ZpbyLyf
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxyvVsOGzR
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說完，我就開門下車。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSWGzG19wz
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczWPAZv5NY
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSLJMQuLQW
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOmJh3HNBB
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ7pr9uhXw
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSY4oItKCs
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszRvlIXuJJ
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bfxYCOBoS
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ39nQnHwkw
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaannlm8qiB
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszUN2QacTd
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我彈起來。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqAq9kZptA
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「幹嘛！」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jxHrTPli2
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdiJ85nDfe
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHbmMbyHN6
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31Sd7j9W76
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMBPABnPYr
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「笑屁啊。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC75XsfZLm
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4OpoKxbso
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「………」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKhmNVb0Bj
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iByb8rLpV
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「………」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5puCv6vwJ0
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLDhlyLQZ1
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMSxb83940
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「阿德利。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ3VpHQerH
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「嗯？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZuTG8haQZ
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp92sZEGz6f
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他突然止住笑容。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8R7NB9yV37
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「對不起。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIePyVRr8Pn
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「嗯。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY9DIld9gK
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjC24n9KR0
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc9Rs8LJJZ
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSPH8qrnJf
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVb9JNqdhH
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey56CqhGS6
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedlOE19GiL
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「對啊。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZFr9XmqYi
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「他加我好友耶。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWKxL31Lru
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5YOilOCYO
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0lWskBdEA
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPovwkcAtd
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrHW0KEWjt
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv3SyPAIrd
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡff5xsoxUU1
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QURjGzHwN
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLahwNLIVAw
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「我不知道。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTWYYXNESo
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFRwsVxMKf
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「應該是。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtG6faKpYm
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymprGnFzM9
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但又是一個該死的騙子。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHg4TtF6w4
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4sXncCMed
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8855JMpv2
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodcP32kmdt
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdAQfXqeRs
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuksIn9n3tZ
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人，真的不能做壞事。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8SAldUQLa
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完。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZz0Mmvy6F
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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