「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。471Please respect copyright.PENANA5RW8piUcbS
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。471Please respect copyright.PENANAIcLZ6Ng9Fo
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「我想和妳上床。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAYJdOnKDdIX
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「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAft87y19tvj
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「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA7s6yP7eHMz
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媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!471Please respect copyright.PENANAkjB4D5HCCA
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「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANA6RimlOKQ87
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「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAQb1fct3A7T
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。471Please respect copyright.PENANA8P1a5c86P9
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過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。471Please respect copyright.PENANA9xPQBWXX6X
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「你女朋友呢?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAPkPAnc2t0l
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「哪一個?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAsoKWfnIRcF
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「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAO6TSP7NfGq
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「兩個。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAoptAyGKY8H
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAipFsQUGBzJ
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA1e6c9x9CUX
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 471Please respect copyright.PENANAdw3gfsAp9c
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「對。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA3wMii4TymF
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAh40KVJRCGC
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 471Please respect copyright.PENANAR7bf9zAS1h
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」471Please respect copyright.PENANAd9ejSRZ78v
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA42SDdRnuX3
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「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 471Please respect copyright.PENANAKVrzdnnxyr
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAYrI2XVE68k
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」471Please respect copyright.PENANA5PNKQUGuKa
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媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。471Please respect copyright.PENANAJNv2w3d0Mq
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「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA9hS9ts6xOA
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAwujxrEienA
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「回我妳願意嗎? 」471Please respect copyright.PENANArosDNNE0Qz
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「你真的很有事……」471Please respect copyright.PENANAmQcM1CxpAt
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「所以妳願意嗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANA8HeWZMlIXa
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAHCsRfI99EY
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「嗯。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAORQxUDo6uq
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「嗯個屁啦!!!」471Please respect copyright.PENANAna2jz9eUw9
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「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAcAJmILscpD
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「那就更垃圾了啊!」471Please respect copyright.PENANASUzcf0ocda
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「對,所以我不要這樣。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAjtuawmCkBl
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」471Please respect copyright.PENANA69T0TV9SA1
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「也可以這麼說。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAU6CSeEul7I
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「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAXfHW8TncRj
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 471Please respect copyright.PENANA0SLkCAaMLk
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「走吧!」471Please respect copyright.PENANAbAV5Ylj8eH
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「走去哪!?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAN8i2Uqu6RO
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「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAgxwVLQTiBV
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「我要回家!」471Please respect copyright.PENANAvecR6R8WUs
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「嗯。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA44BgHRYf1O
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接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。471Please respect copyright.PENANApHiBkg308R
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAsiwY9CbzZp
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「…………」471Please respect copyright.PENANAnRPtT4D7BM
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「我想和妳471Please respect copyright.PENANAH30eYoFLK9
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「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」471Please respect copyright.PENANAIYxCgNMtuo
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待續。