「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqf0OgwvlPq
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i0fO567Wk
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「我想和妳上床。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwEdAgPuYX
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCY57hn9I3
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqmrGGMGx0
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkzGsZN1F5
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i0UFdGQ6p
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnpxWmpcpQ
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkliSEVekIw
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RW6DBKqBS
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「你女朋友呢？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAi2LczGL6
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「哪一個？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnvTwy9IiJ
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdCl3LJ6vE
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「兩個。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVGj7cteYV
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8lOwEp4ac
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUVvUnQRWM
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EiIfM41L1
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「對。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sgRGm3qR0
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtupkrDRsDx
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPJZRmvNF5
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1MqhKw9Er
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfke4BuMAJg
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dr0piPwNz
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WelR2FPMW
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8Y7hEbUrz
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G8aPZiXur
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJQSKc1emZ
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsSbnlPEeR
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOe1YVwv6H
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「你真的很有事……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswXUSg5SI0
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「所以妳願意嗎？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLIDjHu1cs
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiF89RuTsH
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「嗯。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDKQG2xyee
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn4eyYN3yO
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmXyuS6ypf
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvut0hxSAJ3
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodkCKNhnmN
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2xrMFTzvW
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「也可以這麼說。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf9BnQ00Zp
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TkRQLjC7a
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsCNzZwsbP
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「走吧！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfz7FFpMFCs
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「走去哪！？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJyTZM6tWQ
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx93lEiG9ro
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「我要回家！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLSPdT9luX
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「嗯。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagSSjLBFMo
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCfiz6guEu
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J0awcVSaN
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP6xQ9DzlV
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待續。
