第二回 我很好騙91Please respect copyright.PENANAnl2Rd4Y7pJ
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。91Please respect copyright.PENANA68SMYstcDO
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,91Please respect copyright.PENANAUSCaA12ZoY
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。91Please respect copyright.PENANASvBca59vly
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。91Please respect copyright.PENANAOD1mgVJaQb
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。91Please respect copyright.PENANAx7hkEE8ksI
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】91Please respect copyright.PENANAiDDAzLUCPA
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】91Please respect copyright.PENANA4ClggpU8PK
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?91Please respect copyright.PENANABlSUfQFsa9
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,91Please respect copyright.PENANA41qwLVnhju
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。91Please respect copyright.PENANAO3xWNKlbLv
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我:【三十中啦。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAQZCRdbXZMQ
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。91Please respect copyright.PENANABflX7RUMAW
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAaUSNOIGfQD
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我:【係呀。。。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAn7jaVknNXk
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】91Please respect copyright.PENANA39LZ7Pvo2P
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。91Please respect copyright.PENANA3niVsepwrW
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我:【攪自己生意。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAU5tgp7Eg0i
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】91Please respect copyright.PENANABx7hQzGRvE
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】91Please respect copyright.PENANA83rRv8WLyp
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】91Please respect copyright.PENANAcGMF1okrV6
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】91Please respect copyright.PENANA003g8SKv6f
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。91Please respect copyright.PENANAfAzuw1uWaG
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAznJ9fyFprZ
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。91Please respect copyright.PENANAJMNnBZVxgP
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我:【8號囉。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAvOaR37zefl
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】91Please respect copyright.PENANAzMZmRdZAqS
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAYyRySpmOX3
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靚女:【PE得咁少】91Please respect copyright.PENANA2mTFkIVSMi
PE?講乜呀?91Please respect copyright.PENANAFhGswh6W2V
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】91Please respect copyright.PENANACVhjivy7MF
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。91Please respect copyright.PENANAmFIUxPqSP4
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。91Please respect copyright.PENANARWcbJcpZFH
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】91Please respect copyright.PENANA5SGdhxhOZp
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】91Please respect copyright.PENANALffydFPGlG
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我:【好呀。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAOckBrCwCT2
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】91Please respect copyright.PENANA6yG1h7EITa
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我:【吓!咁多?】91Please respect copyright.PENANA4mdYsfVxKU
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAb1iL2D5byl
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAljtOuy1rLT
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靚女:【馬會?】91Please respect copyright.PENANAhnWA3jrfJg
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAvxuEBbIjyO
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】91Please respect copyright.PENANAxTLHBsn7Ci
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。91Please respect copyright.PENANAdBWu7FYRD3
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。91Please respect copyright.PENANAoNyyoqQsv6
老婆:[老公!]91Please respect copyright.PENANAm8IUP9DCfd
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。91Please respect copyright.PENANALsfT8fljJq
我:[做乜事呀?]91Please respect copyright.PENANAoMsCzuouXb
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]91Please respect copyright.PENANAxbvqsWXyUe
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]91Please respect copyright.PENANATQL4LeqCtc
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。91Please respect copyright.PENANAB6oQ341LtN
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]91Please respect copyright.PENANAYeATgdE9vg
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。91Please respect copyright.PENANAcjpg7XguyT
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。91Please respect copyright.PENANAFEI1dKryUa
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。91Please respect copyright.PENANAbHKfzTTBhv
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。91Please respect copyright.PENANAq67f0vYbL9
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]91Please respect copyright.PENANAlpRDOvNMN8
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。91Please respect copyright.PENANAnNEU6kJrqy
我:[乜事呀?]91Please respect copyright.PENANAOpfMJzwrIi
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]91Please respect copyright.PENANAaxiKSJYo3T
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]91Please respect copyright.PENANAjVAU8DxtEc
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]91Please respect copyright.PENANANzbYOav6K3
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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