Kind-of taking the idea from Mira....sorry.

Welcome to TBOFC. The Book of Funny Conversations. This is where I will post random conversation that I heard that were absolutely hilarious. I will try to give some context with each so it will make some sense.

And a total bonus for all those who care, everything in here is absolutely clean from swearing and any inappropriateness. You're welcome. :)

This is for the Dear Daisy readers looking for more content! These are extras and fun tidbits of Kai's friends as their interactions!

Credits to RampantStrawberry for the name

Credits to Fluffy for creating the cover

A whimsical story of a man living alone in his stone home on a hill.

Relying on his art to keep himself alive, the man is trying to find the spark in his art that people are also looking for.

When mysterious gifts start arriving at his door, he starts to wonder who could be intruding on his isolated life in the wildflowers.

Its not until a humanoid crow turns up at his window, an omen of death, that the man starts to push aside his fears and find the love for art again through a series of exchanges and amusing events with the creature.

With the crow trading its way deeper into the man's life, what will make them stop and see just how life-changing that can be?

This story is the full version of one created for an LGBT+ contest.

“does it ever drive you crazy,

just how fast the night changes?”

All poor Ori desperately wanted was to be a Knight under the Empire and provide for her struggling family. But, who would have thought that getting entangled with the enigmatic Duke's demands would make her a contracted Duchess instead?

Will Ori end up being a pawn in the Duke's game or will she play with his heart instead?

Or, in which, a calm and vengeful duke joins hands with a naive yet stubborn pesant girl to act as his secret duchess and intrigue the evil empress out of her lair and make her go mad. Featuring: misadventures, agressive pinning, and a consistently cute way of addressing eachother.

“...wisdom can rule only in an element dominated by falsehood.”

[You can find it on webnovel @rinne_aurora for early updates.]

well. These are things people say. Things I've overheard, conversations I've been in, all that jazz. These are mostly just chaotic, funny things but if I hear someone say something deep or meaningful it might slip its way in here. Please know in this blog there is dirty humor, dark humor, mental health jokes and explicit language. Most of this is pure nonsense and it's meant to be fun. ANYWAYS. Read at your own risk. BAHAHA... right okay. Here we go......

Dumb things I hear said!

Warning: mentions of sex, cursing, (very rare) killing

I hope you find a laugh!! Feel free to check out the 2022 version!

*There are no perfect people in this story; no villains, no perfect protagonists and no fairytale romance. There is, however, realistic examples of neurodivergence, discovering yourself, LGBTQIA characters and nuanced depictions of mental health problems, self harm, religious and generational trauma.*

"My name is Faith Elizabeth Samuels. Well, it used to be, before I left my fundamentalist helicopter parents and started going by Luna... My counselor tells me writing will help me to 'heal'. Somehow, writing my feelings of depression, anxiety, self harm and suicidal thoughts will negate a lifetime of 'bad feelings' about my self image, mental health and general well-being. Sounds legit. So, fair reader, does my little tale of woe intrigue you? If so, come join my merry band of misfits on this roller coaster of life."

A -sometimes- uplifting story about growing up and overcoming life's challenges. Laugh, cry and smile with our cynical author as she tries to traverse the scary life of after high school while battling her inner demons and conquering the ever-terrifying world of adulting.

Rated Mature (13+) For themes of self-harm, depression, anxiety and some sexuality.

Do I really need to introduce this? It's exactly what it sounds like. Out-of-Context quotes.

Just something to know before reading this, though: there's swearing, could be mentions of sex in the future, and other stuff that sounds cursed. So, if you don't want to see that...then don't read this.

Mostly dumb things highschoolers say. Something to read when you need a laugh. Mentions of sex, cursing, on the random occasions killing. Please don't let the massive number of updates change your mind about reading this half of them are less than 10 words long. Since there's no M15+ rating I'm chucking it in here.  Inspiration from Quotes out of context I heard by RampantStrawberry

Cover by Esfandiar C. Hale

A bio.

Uptight Ashley is happy to begin her senior year of high school because it means she's one step closer to going to her dream university.

But nothing could've prepared her for what came on the first day of senior year. After arguing with her sworn enemy and former best friend Jake, Ashley is paired with him to be his tutor. Desperately needing this on her University application, she can't turn down this opportunity.

Thinking absolutely nothing could make this worse, she makes a horrifying discovery. She's starting to have feelings for Jake? Can she push aside her feelings and get through senior year? Or will her past come back with a vengeance?

For a few months back in Highschool, I'd have dreams almost every day, and I'd remember them all. So... I decided to write them down. I have four full notebooks that are basically full of my dreams.At some point, writing them down took too much effort, and hence I stopped. Eventually, I also stopped remembering my dreams regularly. Good thing was, the sleep paralysis I was having almost daily went away as well.

Without further ado, here are my dreams. Horrifying dreams, dreams that have a complex plot, and just plain weird dreams like fighting Mark Zuckerberg in my garage.

Note: Some more complex dreams would be modified a little for it to flow better and form an intelligible story.