第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LAjqGMaRj
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY2FyHYfnT
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS4ckVPcSi
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c6WZlI2SN
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kf7vOKFwe
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88brvE6yNJ
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77wUyADNRN
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxroq6Czyt
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4kXI4fOif
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJIfFzMq3Y
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YbEABb13e
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOfXRi3H44
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DzatpAHwt
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6EY9AoiDA
「大師兄！？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5LkwYZOu0
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJpioOVfXO
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWMC3ohcBr
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogcjtiQ2yF
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGJTE7PaoB
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj8iUDs6wo
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCNeKYXHta
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbyz5ikAo7
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6Wk2LYhqW
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU8S57PrDV
妖。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOFbzhecFJ
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47S9OBW9je
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dMcfFPe9J
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyli4Idl3Bo
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1WmvyIrLg
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf7VdXmz7C
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lAFOJaxxy
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ312sXMA3ZM
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP2VglmVYg
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEgu4DTrU6
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdqLf2ZTsS
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5Oc2QFPoa
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcCeij6eC3
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IdsLFUsFn
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKKXK042vj
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhpoIuY0V1
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFrqQPLdoD
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnT3J1Ctra
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2qIfGdvt1
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kJr7hueMb
咦，唔係噃！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxDYgd6Wyh
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7bRXXvhx1
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLXrbFXAqr
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8k4MY8ZAb
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDpOWBYyLG
「河童」收完水就咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtChUFeqEs
「河，童，水，炮！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QH39hlOwz
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zCoDMS4Ob
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyKdF76SSv
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVEokKqDC9
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhd0yzqgBt
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPrdugxMPi
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVtLCyvRG1
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIezeXXz0EP
成班西人仲暈晒添。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBisPhM4qgs
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpzPW5u9Te
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10TPXaq0ZM
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjU5ZntWw3Q
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfkVEgYqGk
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kv5PUtjSr
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HsFBst8zd
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEKPndJkSQ
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pVJMpt9lq
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1n5DgnKTO
………804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C71eU3iPw
返到落去…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmZhv8VfPa
「救命啊！救命啊！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJbUsUlx37
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU526UGeuX
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVl6mrq9oe
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNrjSxiAiV
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zsshF1IZg
「丫~！丫~！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0BugdDMhQ
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHEjVpY2vd
「丫~！丫~！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGqnh9PDWs
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUAVj3BEYx
「丫~！丫~！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHydTCjozso
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPukjm8PI27
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbm39Z65c0
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0957jgLqHb
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlx8IhzzxcM
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZZ0NvzYOS
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ4mRmy6TF
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce22U6qLkE
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDO0qqbDwz
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqAwMHMLBt
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCowMHaOtQ
係阿輝啊！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJRaoWswvg
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQRI1dlErH
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltCOjdtV23
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYwtvujQTM
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6xLtPPX1F
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPSOEp0JUG
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLBxavWqOf
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZjADoA8KL
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3l64h6Ay2
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ6fJfhjQ9
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwouxiA5czo
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o8K752v2X
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClIyyh7pPo
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbuUeOYZQ5
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdliHefOoV
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbAJTNf8y0
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwVOh5xUEW
(待續)804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dGt8ZzfWk
下集預告︰804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iwppo0c5s
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeAqiJ5BFs
