第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQLSSFAX06
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKgUr4XfVN
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0ZiQqv1c4
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rmdCU5vEX
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVKlVs8JL2
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EInrWeNcW
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxbvDzjLrV
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIcmANyCh8
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavkCqS6ngB
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenej2410pT
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wHjgwAlC3
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB6205UNLi
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBAoTVODP2
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDO9OzL6ts
「衰仔！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFMJPJZENJ
「哎吔！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCSkoUCmT0
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyhIDipaXQ
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BtpcJ6oXn
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs98I4A9qw
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImolXVZdKY
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrYiv1z9lA
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5JHfpbhJK
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY31tcyWfD5
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgrqWS8YNK
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt6XHHUhKW
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPC8qtL3bM
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXUuI0PTv0
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nHhCuahGK
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnBGDbnAIN
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDKJk4UbRi
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71KQ0XuLu5
「鳳初兄啊！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Dus9WAVgY
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmJSQsqLus
「阿龜兄！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfshqnzKZMR
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQFToRt118
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCESadRAyNC
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A4d7M3jXq
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GpACR18Qb
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFJh21j0Yz
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoZQX9d195
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVjGX8v3Y4
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFqo3X2aAb
「大家準備好未？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO9LgzEeMp
「等陣！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZF4pGayLD
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXumq6mDCnh
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1iLEwkVz5
我好快就去完出返嚟…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVkMQpRajN
「得喇！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfOdP8KOdx
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7ZB2cqJSh
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BouqergrV
「等等！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rSs15Aszn
「又咩啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TKhIN49u1
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiAyl2mho1
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXrjcrJe9k
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknR9wGehSj
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQvs36bccd
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1gTDHUwez
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNeeeOzRqe
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqh7Ox72WS
「哇~！丫~！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W69HToMH2
………883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRtnMvT6TF
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPnN2ipGyL
「到達！仲有時間剩！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4fgISutXe
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZU5QwngVxX
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1KInENv5L
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyyYiIndE2
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCAyDHl2g4
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydLROdoKDx
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUk7ZeU7s6
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hkZJZyGzB
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLetOkMig6
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD899b4mFkk
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbrY1EAyM6
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N4crtrYHI
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs8b2VIdAr
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q8s2twByV
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSweSue36W
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDNmVDQFWC
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0fhkG2dw9
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvIUG8UzKl
我同阿公都係同病相憐…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSBB7Yk1XC
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEf11Ueu65
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9K97xNbQn
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SYe4AACXa
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqOPoKD5hd
「井底之蛙？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk612lUOGmT
佢行咗埋嚟…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMWFbWrxHU
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBVjLzuCxr
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOATrtVjMS
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lcLH7Q3Zn
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQl0lKVtyhT
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0JXOauFZe
「咪住！」我大嗌。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOqEd6BnKI
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfs4Eg3oQh
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjmaoGSMTw
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDg5FS6Yg3b
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenAugTBptO
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPfx7tmg7O
…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdGrUn0KfG
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVtQlLUlEc
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSktR4WBhM
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjH6ELiuga
「死喇，冇利是封添。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvgxGOOhPY
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Wi2l5UbNt
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidquBkOFK0
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdnaeHQOSS
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqEmpbppcn
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD2s9vd7kc
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHT0Uzp1Y4
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbGEz4WEvb
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdad5Wmgwl
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TwrweZp2Z
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ENEr3MIJy
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbr94eUAVj
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgr9Mj00BI
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41IHVGItBS
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcSQdD40yM
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD426pLTOYU
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPxKfqT5Ex
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4tv7WI6Bd
(待續)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jPNVfivRT
下集預告︰883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e9hJKtPAk
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wUbcC1gho
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYa570o4zz
