第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvppOrS0HPC
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXgQ9JE7gp
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTNDYo2U7q
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMj7TGei7x
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkFar01Mfb
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaICkZwgXVD
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfJWUxbBj8
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprsYYx8HXi
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OdIAnyyMm
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNM0wFm3B3
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxlPjKGMev
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IVEc5vmHq
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwmmjWogbK
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwi1zI9Yy1t
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8IbFseWWh
………879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAzDPbPJkb
而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyduN5M6nj
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlbUBUNAjB
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBgspYkUXY
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRSi5HbXdh
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJq5JblUvf
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zLRRBPsYB
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaoTb0pNdO
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlVggau2n0
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h4GeQZPe0
………879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsTz9NxmlV
「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCdM9k3KqF
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKldO8Ct444
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEja8b32oZ
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEwrpeIkBy
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LFx6yfGyR
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsE6i1P8qT
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL87RFh5fg
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCQEeKYem0
「係我哋啊！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbByegJNzVB
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QwG3Frazt
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxpg3pQv1r
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhHk1yS5OC
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc8g9aeK0C
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21PiyAgE5y
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIEdbgajJn
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYhMCs5dsm
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzdE3Pshag
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgiwqs1nHg
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCo6FCWody
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2osfYl3tY
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZApgrdt9b
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaGsefRIHd
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHpWnNSMkJ
「感覺還可以。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZSZtMWC7w
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6Xvd9fQS4
「最多咪輸！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTCrveBZ1X
「你會唔會太天真啊？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdy3kWdnPm
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CwOqmeRuK
「邊有得贏丫！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAq8FPCfaR
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1QyQk8yIX
「妖，你去死啦！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfQqoRSJV6
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFu5O2X2kw
「好~~~」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpC30JNeQ6
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CgsPj6Qj2
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRERj9vpsCz
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7Wl0VKZZZ
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQDvoqmsRJ
………879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBEzH2h43l
「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzxJE88M1Z
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gxrsR5CMn
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0BrWrJ4Ab
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeepPDczpQD
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTX9unBqmq
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9CeyX5abi
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGxQfipFlC
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEWsNBn8gm
阿明突然舉手。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkdP5ecxPd
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW30Sg3rL2i
王老師望一望出面…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNJs6T1p42
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XFzqEQ0Wk
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodsEDtnP7G
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLlReBz2Oh
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDO04imryx
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMee6PMOBK
輝輝，好英啊！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyHxE50umI
佢哋之後走咗入場…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAw9mI4GhL
(咇~~~！)879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6J8oWkn85
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BwwXoL7B3
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tOACpqdOr
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSG7xiW6t7
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MiJZYftGa
點解佢向上踢嘅？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbpcVaI1be
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5JCHWt744
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oRlUPVaad
………879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTPHY4EpSL
唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgrW1QKYif
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV9S387ryC
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhITJQCQnN
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlhxfKiZXy
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITZfTngUhX
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAVB00nqH1
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5j51ZFLfq
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtduWdMrXo
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EN1WHER5r
(嘭~！)879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SFSLCiAs0
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5vJctful4
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefbePgEBhC
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywy0cLrX9v
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPTRNWGqgh
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgadCxq2Za
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7FDMr63Jr
「邊樣嘢啊？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZX8VVc32cH
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwTwBrex90
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4Jfvvtp4A
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNVbfyq8BH
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6xbgrA3HT
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPqJU6Ma4w
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhh2vOvBZl
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCHVVbZixB
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPNaj593fi
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySW0llHpbX
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wv7h42Jr3
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvFvVv7QnQ
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTDsnE2XXP
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHmrj9yLaC
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hN1e9UsvR
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjkPtQeaxo
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TpkOo4dPd
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6bzghTxyy
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDoesfqdh8
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZe1e60VK2
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUyf3l0lXz
至於出面…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cJxscQYUf
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVgBtuiKH5
………879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3IGqU2c7E
突然，全場靜晒，因為…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTOcIMFQ7Y
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vvITu8zOy
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbjE1DX157
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo9j6sZdQD
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryWKNxo263
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