第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRafJ3rSmX
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c1U2KExKP
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZijdXK0Fk
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVWRE2Nj1u
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLor3akMudc
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRBju5WN6V
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgznYsVQud
「咁贏咗呢？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh45mzzfwP4
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LFtt5NBJq
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13KhrtgBXX
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUKs1b01ak
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkdpc91ni2
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRGnXE3XJv
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3lWNOzFhd
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznsxwImDw4
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA4phI1jMU
我就襯有時間…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1BNuOrnAJ
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoRjV6A3Fa
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsymEwR2lb
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j9wWysYUh
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WLNPZwo4m
會俾綁住嘅？696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi8RLfG4LF
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9KWsCcXPv
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda16XhvI8K
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIvL53EvZJ
「唔係啊！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVRaNfjghB
「你玩緊SM？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWMc8MRXwv
「唔係啊！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx1T3ONzMV
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lzrVnkbmq
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxGa8SFCIx
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL5quYHNx2
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf702jDJa4
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuTzrDETqy
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsuQirP0YE
「傻佬明，波啊！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4K6jX7qRT
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC8Lbq4DRH
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk9zXHqSmi
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSqtsA7b6q
「阿狗！接波！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf5V9jWZS1
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BhmiFWTQW
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVMz9LAEYE
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpHE1cLWYN
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtldkObvua
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHesMpWA7RE
「冇效！？點解啊？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLipKXi3MG
「越位。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU5D6u0yV0
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyvdIevhWp
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaxk2We1Xq
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wsoWlIEdf
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9vEUnmgv0
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hSTNKCPXm
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFsKB1gQFG
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ41iDsswpV
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFKP4qlbYg
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo50NIbBedF
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh0NdwA8sn
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NitXm01pr
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTo4zFvTlWY
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMdKu1VSaC
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6hiKKlTAb
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTibRyx511
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6E71e4FjX
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7VrAZzlvq
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALrnMj83hI
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvaOl6vzLV
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KDit9XkqF
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6itDrsTLrj
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFZ8eZbdCW
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrQlWcY4Mb
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifvMSPZeOR
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQtMR4OoyU
「好好笑呀可？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxFv6E7ALP
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyagmVNink3
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1yDNp5PVI
但事實上係從來都冇利…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh5mIa7A6D
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22ijUj5F8Z
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpIT3qrjIF
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1OpcXxU1w
「大袋」開出罰球…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAfL5AHzA1
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡou9ftCdgP8
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2jg9nsZ7c
「大王，請射球。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciI8PnTNXS
「我踢波使你教？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO91gGlNvt
「係嘅，係嘅。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hBxaDePVz
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kUDF6W7BD
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7JSyl7JRz
「鬼王硬射！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkgE1i4IDu
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VORJ1ycTO
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mC5oeB8kk
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU16yDYEWW
(咇~~~！)「入球！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLQBZ5nMVN
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHmmJSv5yO
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGWJEE7GCk
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0az955RdUR
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzAiIdtxjD
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBefTzUY4Ni
「射穿牆！？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAOgEPO2JK
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRSjuGVzO0
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjLIGOFmw4
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcbPjgWI4P
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbGQW88Yrt
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy9en9cSpi
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eGfy0VINO
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm9KgVovD3
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMgCnaZ8pN
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAY8lNjuYp
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuLFRro2No
「林，尚，義！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiOLCHHiGI
(待續)696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbenucxIYuC
下集預告︰696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhxVJlC8mD
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaImF0ZEXu
「請換入我！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5tiba4cu3
註腳︰696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXi4oVgryF
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iVcVsWWXJ
