第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTvsnSp0LS
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVm3EaOQDM
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFabhXrVGk
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogHu02Jb93
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7FwzhU3my
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT7zWq9bR9
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcB2dJFQUz
「咁贏咗呢？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOMWZoGc7Q
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNb8QgvBdXa
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZTNWMjPAX
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx18z8wUNC5
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFqngfwH9B
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21wmMf6kEs
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0smDUP7CT3
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Y5Zxove8q
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj372utqtWU
我就襯有時間…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXc08kioe4
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxWKaCLnfJ
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWDQCXtkyH
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjbW6GYOBb
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ78Ee22RJb
會俾綁住嘅？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y32gUfjwG
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVFFYBpBAb
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcSbLyaZNV
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MeoSr3RxT
「唔係啊！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ68gwqdG8A
「你玩緊SM？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYo8rM37IY
「唔係啊！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrE5TCMaMXZ
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3jy8fmRIt
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrrhoMdhMa
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YgdUYpLIn
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHvLZ6pXI0
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcAWTWCWYj
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GYsUM4F92
「傻佬明，波啊！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIri334Zp85
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOLNblAgxA
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOo8K5Gsne
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCMkwOkkpq
「阿狗！接波！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6YKkR6ENl
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCtBfsVPwF
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjxfzT5emo
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx0iooiP4t
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hexfg9JS5
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnsGw4sj8S
「冇效！？點解啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2i94022jE
「越位。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV8pJGignA
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QuRnPI0Cp
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGo6G3zYbp
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmiKTMZN5p
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEzVgJOI4b
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtvLxSkjy0
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qo5nL1Am4
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWs43OGYpL
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFB7J3pyPdC
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK9Mx573Tb
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHCQ7MAj5P
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TGSSwo4eG
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zs6CxDVPB
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqyYW3P46G
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BjM7uTKzM
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemGQG7LBfV
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxb8cB5ElA
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcKvtYr3Or
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHRD5bCgdS
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9b1TI77HwW
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEAQxQG2tC
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25HaP2IUAI
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW7fpyWwsF
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwkkUJxNzB
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfaEEzgaJS
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtDNx5TxWb
「好好笑呀可？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBaYCJeXjM
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oex8CZo6r
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXQkLTP5oP
但事實上係從來都冇利…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYo0b6GEPB
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGg4jjQHkr
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHBtRpaxZW
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCpDdFGwSZ
「大袋」開出罰球…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6BwnZROR9
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZgAd2Kx9j
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwt2BAvIPJ
「大王，請射球。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtCBxoWuPP
「我踢波使你教？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRn7odoTi6
「係嘅，係嘅。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVyPLivxTi
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Omv47fOwi
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6utvPosRR
「鬼王硬射！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJhfVDmm6d
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAQf4ae4CM
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fej4jdwj2
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxdizRVyin
(咇~~~！)「入球！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm064r4lJJV
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjoKodXu6d
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUQAwqdDyJ
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2X3wmysgw
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHBkjmcce0
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHA08bGNHbl
「射穿牆！？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKS38BYuwL
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrAmw8u1iP
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTk8ux4YWc
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHEg2djA0L
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7r5XSv3Is
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJOKDUsbCN
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjysHobqDXo
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyVseK5cMd
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSTKovCUcz
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeIDg3rCiC
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzwyNh19F5
「林，尚，義！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjTMZjvYLg
(待續)662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nRFIunrGa
下集預告︰662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡie2CsQg3Wc
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiRbP7qoYh
「請換入我！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqULiuFv28U
註腳︰662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHumi6Yo2w2
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOKCDK77TM
