第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX5wgvMP0K
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNSQjRSoEV
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWIZH6VjkS
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntWHm3xVdN
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXuz0QpwYD
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89WtObGbIE
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoxvI6Eg1D
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu49yvVd0P7
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSGrHbrvGh
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9bz6Ik7o6
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT22TmNax0B
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnulRWZQnqQ
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1rSa5GZRo
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9hS6mtJTj
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8OW1Efsd3
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMywmMjisSb
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC02G89Xjq
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0buzcud4T
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nN3tFu3QM
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwQ7ZHF1hs
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K8XvazplU
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqWWhzPdsX
………827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmnoeoT95U
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNIqORNBAt
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55yKjLibti
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBa72OL9HL
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjGhkaRjBP
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWqWUkEMd6
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXEdhNE98k
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVURw9Jyl6
…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99Xef3e3aQ
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJRA7k5yJb
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszPe20ZJto
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqJnrSwFiY
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGTx5wCz0v
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9Jdpo5zXJ
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74qaIWRpne
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwJ1W0aNda
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzPlcfugo6
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiEqi3yQUV
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlUD638S7j
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82qMTLtdNI
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkve9cAAeE
……827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJZ1l6PNtZ
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijVDMFeDcR
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ757Hxu4n9B
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzNyabLPh8
………827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe99xH64BrS
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyIXHOAB3W
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrG3VCLSP9
…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgabMiP7nVK
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo9hFzueDt
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hwLn3sqjW
妖魔鬼怪啊！827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJohyG06UD
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97xTKJJ9OQ
感覺的確好奇異。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv01PDZCdw7
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUMPTi3pwv
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLDRHRxu7b
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxrSmvsHq1
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18WWB68FHa
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbjn3aTGj4
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pauIOcDoV
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fbzUuW8bv
(啪~！)827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECvDuq5ls3
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7xE0p0I0e
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82KA7h2GNZ
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuilGtT0wTT
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfSK9RGaCW
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DnZhfDkkr
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdhXghfCGV
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr4y4kBZrj
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMGaaRJCiz
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fjNH0gKat
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme82KugZlM
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8i86pNAPR
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hL2gsAruv
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3nN7zaK0d
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUULmXwnfAh
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXDP0OJwMG
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd5levZDSK
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGPUeNzebO
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0odlB8oZx6
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51Dyrsqv3k
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV12tCSvxbN
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHvN8hPRhI
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylXCVAIHqo
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62puYVseSn
我哋就得返兩個。827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFqEFnyHd8
「結好網喇！」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTH9ZiSzaS
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmy305cW9Kn
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5AFboFAPx
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qSE3jjJW8
(待續)827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWwEbj4TAU
下集預告︰827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FeFRGmSBJ
巨型白獅！？827Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0j1Ifi5Cs
